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LOS ANGELES - FEB 8:  Madonna at the 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards Arrivals at a Staples Center on February 8, 2015 in Los Angeles, CA

Is Madonna Too Old To Be Madonna?

I just read an article in the New York Times about Madonna, suggesting she may be compromising her dignity with hijinks like flashing her butt at photographers and pop-up pubolic makeouts with high-profile people and sporting uber-sexy clothes and—you know, all that stuff she does. It’s not the first time someone has …

Polar Bear Vancouver Airport

Delta Blues

I like to think of myself as a relaxed traveler. I fly from the west coast to the east every month and have come to know LAX and JFK so well I could find my gate blindfolded. Or maybe blind. But last week, when I had to navigate the unfamiliar halls and …


Summer Of ’69: Woodstock Envy

In the summer of 1969, Provincetown’s Town House restaurant employed a “town crier” to walk the streets in a Pilgrim-ish outfit, ringing a big bell and loudly extolling the virtues of the eatery’s menu. His delivery was colorful, but his message was bullshit. I waitressed at that restaurant in that summer. I …

From the Crabby Cook

Sunday Hash

I am currently in a cooking rut. This happens occasionally. I cook something new that accommodates the tastes of my diners, decide I like it very much…